I was feeling fairly confident this morning but now I’m wearing jeans that are too tight so I feel like a stuffed sausage so here’s a selfie from when I woke up this morning. I’m a much thicker human being than I used to be, and I’m mostly ok with it considering I used to have zero percent muscle, I was just bones coved in a thin layer of squish. But it doesn’t suck any less when you’re favorite articles of clothing stop fitting.

I was feeling fairly confident this morning but now I’m wearing jeans that are too tight so I feel like a stuffed sausage so here’s a selfie from when I woke up this morning. I’m a much thicker human being than I used to be, and I’m mostly ok with it considering I used to have zero percent muscle, I was just bones coved in a thin layer of squish. But it doesn’t suck any less when you’re favorite articles of clothing stop fitting.

Hang snatches are so fun.

mizzjade:

criticallyexposed:

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

mizzjade all I could think of was you. Lolol :)

I’m fucking dying. 😂

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WHY THE FUCK WONT MY INTERNET WORK IN MY GARAGE?

I just want to use spotify while I fucking squat.

WHYYYYY.

I was finally tagged in the selfie thing everyone’s been doing and I’ll most likely get to tonight after I work out but is there anyone left that hasn’t been tagged yet? I am so not cool on tumblr.

bagleopard:

the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it 

(via adr0itness)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

(via adr0itness)

notkatniss:

………has this been done before

notkatniss:

………has this been done before

(via deadliftsandbeers)

Forever pulling all of the pillows off the couches.

Forever pulling all of the pillows off the couches.